A Christmas joke: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

SaneMur · 2011-12-25, 17:50

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

So he can "Hoe, hoe, hoe!"

ewmayer · 2011-12-26, 20:06

Haw, haw, haw.

Q: Why did St. Nick need a new scratching post for Christmas?

swalc atnaS sih pu neprahs dluoc eh oS :A

xilman · 2011-12-26, 20:10

Why doesn't Santa Claus have any children?

Because he only comes once a year, and then it's down the chimney.

science_man_88 · 2011-12-26, 21:33

Quote:

Originally Posted by SaneMur

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

So he can "Hoe, hoe, hoe!"

I have a bad joke like this but I doubt I'm allowed to post it.

Brian-E · 2011-12-26, 23:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by science_man_88

I have a bad joke like this but I doubt I'm allowed to post it.

Worse than Paul's??
If not, you shouldn't feel inhibited.

firejuggler · 2011-12-26, 23:54

Bros before "Ho Ho Ho"

science_man_88 · 2011-12-26, 23:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian-E

Worse than Paul's??
If not, you shouldn't feel inhibited.

I don't even get Paul's to be honest, but mine might be as bad, but I guess you want it:

How do we know Santa Claus is a pimp ?

because he's always calling for a ho

ewmayer · 2011-12-27, 18:07

All this St.-Nick-directed irreverence simply sleighs me, it really does.

SaneMur · 2011-12-27, 18:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by ewmayer

All this St.-Nick-directed irreverence simply sleighs me, it really does.

Oy.

OK, since you have the David Hasselhoff avatar, perhaps you can explain why there is a "hidden" David Hassellhoff topic area on this site?

Uncwilly · 2011-12-27, 18:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by SaneMur

OK, since you have the David Hasselhoff avatar, perhaps you can explain why there is a "hidden" David Hassellhoff topic area on this site?

xilman · 2011-12-27, 19:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by SaneMur

Oy.

OK, since you have the David Hasselhoff avatar, perhaps you can explain why there is a "hidden" David Hassellhoff topic area on this site?

Can, but won't.

2011-12-25, 17:50	#1
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2011-12-26, 20:06	#2
ewmayer ∂²ω=0 Sep 2002 República de California 2×3×1,931 Posts	Haw, haw, haw. Q: Why did St. Nick need a new scratching post for Christmas? swalc atnaS sih pu neprahs dluoc eh oS :A

2011-12-26, 20:10	#3
xilman Bamboozled! "𒉺𒌌𒇷𒆷𒀭" May 2003 Down not across 3·11²·29 Posts	Why doesn't Santa Claus have any children? Because he only comes once a year, and then it's down the chimney.

2011-12-26, 23:54	#6
firejuggler Apr 2010 Over the rainbow 9DA₁₆ Posts	Bros before "Ho Ho Ho"

2011-12-27, 18:07	#8
ewmayer ∂²ω=0 Sep 2002 República de California 2×3×1,931 Posts	All this St.-Nick-directed irreverence simply sleighs me, it really does.