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2020-11-25, 11:49
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"Viliam Furík"
Jul 2018
Martin, Slovakia
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 It is 2*2*5*101, which I consider nice, because of the huge gap in the size of prime factors. |
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2020-11-26, 12:47
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Nov 2020
Florida
3 Posts |
A woman gets on the bus with her baby. The driver says,
"Wow, this is the ugliest kid I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the back of the bus and sits down in a rage. She says to the man next to her, "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: “Go there and scold him. Come on, I'll hold your monkey. " 
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2020-11-27, 01:15
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Feb 2017
Nowhere
10000011000012 Posts |
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A woman is riding on a train with her baby, and the passenger sitting next to her says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry for saying it, but that is the ugliest kid I have ever seen." The woman is furious. She yells, Conductor! The Conductor comes at once. She tells him "This man insulted me! I don't want to sit next to him any more!" The Conductor says, "Come with me." He finds her a new seat, and says, "If you have any more trouble, you be sure and let me know. And how about if I get you a nice cup of coffee? I can even get a banana for your monkey." |
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2020-12-09, 14:38
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"Ed Hall"
Dec 2009
Adirondack Mtns
DDA16 Posts |
"Honey, I know you're on the way home. Be careful! The news says there's a car going the wrong way on the Interstate."
"A car! They're ALL going the wrong way!" |
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2020-12-09, 20:14
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"/X\(‘-‘)/X\"
Jan 2013
55618 Posts |
Two men were sitting in a park, when a small truck carrying sod goes by.
The first says to the second, "That's what I'm going to do when I get rich: send my lawn off to get mowed!" |
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2020-12-31, 16:46
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"Ed Hall"
Dec 2009
Adirondack Mtns
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"OK, I'm HERE! But, this is the LAST straw! I've GOT to let you know that I'm just NOT going on with the wedding. I guess I really don't love you. Now, WHAT is so IMPORTANT that I just HAVE to have lunch with you today?"
"I won the Lottery!" |
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2021-01-03, 15:52
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Dec 2012
The Netherlands
5×317 Posts |
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2021-01-03, 16:50
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"Ben"
Feb 2007
64428 Posts |
Ugh, just realized that next year will be 2020, too (2022).
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2021-01-07, 19:08
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"Ed Hall"
Dec 2009
Adirondack Mtns
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"The news just said there's a snow storm on its way and everyone is supposed to park their cars on the odd numbered side of the street overnight. Can you help me remember to do that?"
"If it was me, I'd just leave it in the garage!" |
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2021-01-08, 05:11
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"/X\(‘-‘)/X\"
Jan 2013
292910 Posts |
Lizards are just four wheel drive snakes.
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