20210129, 20:37  #1090 
"Viliam FurΓk"
Jul 2018
Martin, Slovakia
379_{10} Posts 

20210129, 23:58  #1091 
If I May
"Chris Halsall"
Sep 2002
Barbados
3^{6}×13 Posts 

20210130, 00:48  #1092  
Feb 2017
Nowhere
2^{5}×3^{3}×5 Posts 
Quote:
Q: Who put the last seven bullets in Mussolini? A: A thousand Italian sharpshooters. 

20210214, 10:19  #1093 
Bamboozled!
"πΊππ·π·π"
May 2003
Down not across
3×3,529 Posts 
An infinite number of mathematicians walks into a bar. The barman says: βI can serve all of you, as long as youβre discrete.β

20210223, 09:25  #1094 
"Serge"
Mar 2008
Phi(4,2^7658614+1)/2
3×3,109 Posts 
Where is 111 less than 99?
A: on the microwave time pad. 111 will be 1:11, but 99 will be 99s. 
20210223, 11:02  #1095 
Bamboozled!
"πΊππ·π·π"
May 2003
Down not across
3×3,529 Posts 

20210223, 11:08  #1096 
Undefined
"The unspeakable one"
Jun 2006
My evil lair
2×3×1,013 Posts 

20210223, 15:16  #1097 
"TF79LL86GIMPS96gpu17"
Mar 2017
US midwest
1001100101011_{2} Posts 
On the comfort scale for humans as temperatures, regardless of units, F or C.
Desirability as a BMI. Fixed point representation with implied decimal point right of the leftmost digit. As fractions 1/11 < 9/9. As negative values 111 < 99. As scientific notation 1.1E1 << 9.E9 As repdigits d.. in base d+1. And their respective factor counts, and factor sums. Desirability as a finishing time for a 100 meter sprint, in tenths of a second. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Men%27...rd_progression Last fiddled with by kriesel on 20210223 at 15:21 
20210226, 00:09  #1098  
Mar 2003
7×11 Posts 
Quote:


20210226, 16:56  #1099 
"Matthew Anderson"
Dec 2010
Oregon, USA
296_{16} Posts 
We can all have fun by looking at these three pictures.
Cheers, Matt 
20210226, 17:00  #1100 
"Matthew Anderson"
Dec 2010
Oregon, USA
296_{16} Posts 
I couldn't resist. Here is one more.
My apologies if some of this is a repeat. Matt 
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