Success

[edorajh]

At Age 4.... Success is..not peeing in your pants.

At Age 6.... Success is..finding your way home (from school)

At Age 12.... Success is..having friends

At Age 18.... Success is..having a driver's license

At Age 20.....Success is..having sex

At Age 35.....Success is..having money

At Age 45.....Success is..having money

At Age 55.....Success is..having money

At Age 60.....Success is..having sex

At Age 65.....Success is..keeping a driver's license

At Age 70.....Success is..having friends

At Age 75.....Success is..finding your way home (from anywhere)

At Age 80.....Success is..not peeing your pants

[Orgasmic Troll]

"Here comes success"
-Iggy Pop

[Uncwilly]

At Age 1.... Success is..walking on your own.

At Age 2.... Success is..talking in real sentances.

At Age 90.... Success is..talking in real sentances.

At Age 95.... Success is..walking on your own.

[xilman]

like a toothless hamster.

Paul

[lycorn]

A guy was blessed by his fairy godmother, that took him to a large and winding stairway and told him "Climb the ladder and make the choice you find wiser, you´re free to decide". He started climbing and got to a platform where a young lady asked him: wanna have me here and now or climb the ladder to success? The guy thought, better keep on climbing, things may get even better. On the second platform, there was another girl, and gosh, this one was really, really charming. She asked him: wanna have me here and now, or climb the ladder to success?. The guy felt like dreaming and decided to keep on climbing. After 2 or 3 more platforms, each with dream girls posing the same question, he eventually got to the end of the stairway. Trembling with excitment, he looked around and saw a huge, hairy, evil looking guy staring at him. He felt a bit confused and said: Hi, who are you? The guy answered: I´m Cess...

[Danath]

This is called "bad luck"!