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Old 2012-09-19, 05:41   #1
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Default Favorite worst jokes

http://what-if.xkcd.com/12/

...the joke's at the end.

(Please move this to any other relevant thread, should one exist.)
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Old 2012-09-19, 10:10   #2
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(in honor of today)

Why don't pirates like Dolly Parton? because she's curvy
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Old 2012-09-24, 01:54   #3
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Not a joke, really, it's true, but I didn't want to start a new thread. Anyway...

I had a dream last night that I was about to marry a girl, but I couldn't remember her name.

I'm horrible at remembering names. I'm actually better at remembering things like their occupation and the general personality of the person than I am at remembering names. I think it has to do with how my brain processes information. I tend to remember things symbolically, but how do you symbolically represent a name like Beth?
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Old 2012-09-24, 06:28   #4
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Not a joke, really, it's true, but I didn't want to start a new thread. Anyway...

I had a dream last night that I was about to marry a girl, but I couldn't remember her name.
Why not? It is a joke. An old one though.
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Old 2012-09-24, 23:42   #5
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http://notalwaysworking.com/dont-mak...rational/26607

I might've made the first joke, but I definitely would not have thought of the second...
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Old 2012-10-10, 07:35   #6
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This is "worst" in the disturbing sense:

What's the most racist number?

3/5ths

This may or may not be understood by those unfamiliar with American history
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Old 2012-10-10, 07:46   #7
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This is "worst" in the disturbing sense:

What's the most racist number?

3/5ths

This may or may not be understood by those unfamiliar with American history
That's 288.

Two gross
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Old 2012-10-13, 07:40   #8
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This is "worst" in the disturbing sense:

What's the most racist number?

3/5ths

This may or may not be understood by those unfamiliar with American history
That's a reference to voting, right?
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Old 2012-10-13, 09:53   #9
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Don Blazys is not a Crank.
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Old 2012-10-13, 17:28   #10
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That's a reference to voting, right?
Sort of.
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Old 2012-10-15, 02:12   #11
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Sort of.
It's "sort of" so I can try to avoid full-on spoilers.

Here's one. Not a favorite, necessarily, but very nerdy, and very bad.

There's an online browser game, I forget the name, where you lead armies to fight other armies. So basically it's a fight to the death game. I noticed that it kept talking about your forces doing this, and your forces doing that, so...

I signed up and named my player Van Der Waals(sp?)
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