Serious question about DH forum. How to get in for free?

[Stargate38]

I posted over on the RDS thread, but you never answered this part of my post:

Originally Posted by Stargate38

And please tell me how to gain access to the Hasselhoff forum without having to donate RS₃₆ dollars...

PLEASE tell me how in this universe I can gain access to the DH forum for free! I don't want to pay $2³*5³ to get in there. That money could go toward something more important, such as getting a more powerful PC, a Windows OS upgrade (i.e. Ultimate or Enterprise), an electric generator (for emergency purposes), flood insurance, multiple terabytes worth of external backup HDDs, a new domain/webhost for my Google Site, paying off a hospital bill or other debts, taxes, or leasing a lot of cloud computing time. This upsets me more than the RDS ban does, or the fact that Marcel refuses to create a Windows versions of Primo (remember that?), or even the fact that they haven't found a cure for HIV/AIDS, cancer, ALS, or even Parkinson's disease. I'm not giving up until I get access to that forum, because that was one of the things I noticed when I first registered here, getting this message:

Stargate38, you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:
  
Your user account may not have sufficient privileges to access this page. Are you trying to edit someone else's post, access administrative features or some other privileged system?
If you are trying to post, the administrator may have disabled your account, or it may be awaiting activation.

and I didn't see any options for an invitation code/password. Ever since, I've been trying to find a legit way to get in there. PLEASE tell me how!

Sorry about the long post, but I've been wanting to enter that forum for 6.25 years now, and it's annoying me.

[retina]

Hehe.

[Batalov]

[Stargate38]

I'm SERIOUS! I want free access to that forum.

[retina]

Originally Posted by Stargate38

I'm SERIOUS! I want free access to that forum.

I'm SERIOUS! I want sharks with frikin' lasers. Doesn't mean I'll get it though.

[VBCurtis]

Originally Posted by Stargate38

I'm SERIOUS! I want free access to that forum.

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

[R. Gerbicz]

Originally Posted by Stargate38

I'm SERIOUS! I want free access to that forum.

Why?

Forum	Last Post	                Threads	Posts
David Hasselhoff http://davidhasselhoffonline.com/ Private	0	0

That is a totally empty forum...

[Stargate38]

No it isn't. I checked the statistics at the bottom of the main page earlier today, and there were 3451 posts and 4 threads that were unaccounted for when I manually counted them. Please let me in!

[R. Gerbicz]

Originally Posted by Stargate38

No it isn't. I checked the statistics at the bottom of the main page earlier today, and there were 3451 posts and 4 threads that were unaccounted for when I manually counted them.

But in the main page it is also showing 0 threads and 0 posts. So you have found a serious bug in the vbulletin's forum software.

[Stargate38]

10metreh noticed it and posted a thread here, and Post 2 has this:

Yes, we discuss our love of the Hoff. Look at TTn's avatar, so we can share our love with you too.

Post 12 has this:

I see Paul tried to allay your curiosity, but - and I'll probably get in trouble with my fellow DHers for revealing this, but I'm feeling uncharacteristically non-secretive just now - that's the kind of bland "nothing to see here, folks" cover story we always use to try to put snoopers off the scent. Like I said, we're really twisted that way.

So I know there HAS to be something in there. I WANT TO KNOW HOW TO GET IN! PLEASE TELL ME HOW!

Sorry for the CAPS. I just want to know how to get in without having to pay Ay₉₄ dollars, and you aren't giving me a proper answer to my question.

[science_man_88]

Originally Posted by Stargate38

10metreh noticed it and posted a thread here, and Post 2 has this:

Post 12 has this:

So I know there HAS to be something in there. I WANT TO KNOW HOW TO GET IN! PLEASE TELL ME HOW!

Sorry for the CAPS. I just want to know how to get in without having to pay $1111101000₂, and you aren't giving me a proper answer to my question.

the proper answer, probably is, you can't without certain authorization etc. also if you are smart enough to know how many threads are missing etc. you could figure out their numbers and find the URL to them ...