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"Jason Goatcher"
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Romulan Interpreter
Jun 2011
Thailand
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![]() [ Here it goes the joke with the buddhist monk apprentice (most Asian can't say the "r" sound, as they don't have it in their native languages, or they have softer versions, like "L", "gL" etc) who found that all the papers they are given to copy from, are copies. There was no originals of the holy papers they all had to copy and learn by heart, so he goes to his abbot and asks for originals, "maybe something was copied wrong, and we just propagate the mistake"... The abbot tells him that all their ancestors copied form copies, that was the tradition, for 5000 years, but also considering the young apprentice has a point, decides to go in the deep basements of the temple, where the most valuable things were kept, to search for the original papyrus manuscripts. He didn't come back... After hours, other monks got worried and went to search for him, they found him crying and banging his head against a wall: "the word was 'celebrate', not 'celibate'"... ] |
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"Jason Goatcher"
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The love of money is the root of "many kinds of" evil. Edit: And only the Old Testament is Hebrew, the New Testament is 2-3 languages, Greek, Aramaic and another I can't remember. Mostly Greek, I think. Edit2: The verse I found in my Android app says something like,"Money is the root of all kinds of evil..." which obviously shouldn't be taken 100% literally. It's like when my friend said that black people can't swim. When I asked him about it he said it had to do with bone density and he meant the vast majority had a problem staying afloat rather than a literal 100%. The Bible is 100% God's word, but there is still the possibility of translation problems and misunderstandings. Edit3: Please don't talk to me about black people and swimming, it was my friend's opinion, not mine. I honestly have no idea about the bone density of black people. Last fiddled with by jasong on 2013-11-30 at 17:06 |
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"for a root of all the evils is the love of money," "A root for of all of the evils is the love of money;" "For the love of money is the root of all evils." |
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"Mr. Meeseeks"
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"Jason Goatcher"
Mar 2005
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I know it's popular for intellectuals to make fun of Christianity, but if you're going to lie in order to do it, what do you think is going to happen on Judgement day? Edit:And why did you pick two that were more than 100 years old? A lot of the modern ones, like the NIV, have had much better research done to help them express the verses the way God intended. Last fiddled with by jasong on 2013-12-04 at 05:25 |
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"Tim Sorbera"
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If I May
"Chris Halsall"
Sep 2002
Barbados
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How, exactly, would a mortal understand what God intended? This is a sincere question. Is there a generally agreed formula? |
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