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Old 2020-03-12, 22:44   #980
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Why not?

I'd much rather had seen a reply to my lasts posts in the prime gap search area
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Old 2020-03-13, 07:06   #981
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I'd much rather had seen a reply to my lasts posts in the prime gap search area
Now, that's was a dumb joke suitable for this thread , if you imagine I can replay anything related to gap searching... (you may have noted I tried to stay away from that subject).
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Old 2020-03-18, 20:52   #982
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Old 2020-04-05, 09:47   #983
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I, for one, like Roman numerals.

I entered ten puns in a pun contest, hoping one would win. No pun in ten did.

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Old 2020-04-05, 13:09   #984
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I entered ten puns in a pun contest, hoping one would win. No pun in ten did.
If you liked that then you might also like the first paragraph here.
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Old 2020-04-12, 22:14   #985
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A man was marooned on a desert island. One day a beautiful woman arrives in a wet suit. 'When did you last have a smoke?' she asks. 'Five years ago.' So she gets out a cigar and he smokes it. She unzips her wet suit a bit and says, 'When did you last have a drink?' He said, 'Five years ago.' So she gets out a bottle of Scotch and he has a drink. Then she unzips her wet suit a bit more and says, 'And when was the last time you played around?' He looks at her in amazement and says: 'You're not telling me you've got a set of golf clubs in there?'

A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston by-pass. Motorists are asked to be on the look-out for 16 hardened criminals.

We will be talking to an out of work contortionist who says he can no longer make ends meet.

There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done.

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my right hand.

French wine growers fear that this year's vintage may be entirely spoiled due to the grape treaders' sit-in.

West Mercia police announced tonight that they wish to interview a man wearing high heels and frilly knickers, but the chief constable said they must wear their normal uniforms.

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the prime minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy.

We'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed a Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame.

After a series of crimes in the Glasgow area, Chief Inspector McTavish has announced that he is looking for a man with one eye. If he doesn't find him, he's going to use both eyes.

We've just heard that in the English Channel, a ship carrying red paint has collided with a ship carrying purple paint. It is believed that both crews have been marooned.

A grandfather has gone missing after eating four cans of baked beans, two cauliflowers and a jar of gherkins. His family have made an emotional appeal for him not to come home for at least a fortnight.

Offers of work have been flooding in. Last week I was invited to go on a round-the-world cruise by the chairman of the Flat Earth Society.

This joke dates back to 256 BC which, as scholars of ancient Egypt will know, was the year of the famous wildcat strike by the amalgamated union of eunuchs and allied sopranos, in a dispute over severance pay.
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Old 2020-04-17, 18:12   #986
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What borders on stupidity?

Mexico and Canada.
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Old 2020-04-28, 19:14   #987
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I have a scary joke about math but,

I am 22 to say it.
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Old 2020-04-28, 19:49   #988
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I have a scary joke about math but,

I am 22 to say it.
I 23 break it to you but, IMAO, you've made an off-by-one error.

Or is that the point of your post and your humo{,u}r sailed right past me?
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Old 2020-04-28, 19:57   #989
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I 23 break it to you but, IMAO, you've made an off-by-one error.

Or is that the point of your post and your humo{,u}r sailed right past me?
I am two [to] squared [scared] to say it.
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Old 2020-06-10, 08:24   #990
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