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2022-03-11, 11:43
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Bamboozled!
"๐บ๐๐ท๐ท๐ญ"
May 2003
Down not across
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Another old Russian joke which is just as applicable today.
Moscow man buys a newspaper, glances at the front page and throws it away. The next day he does the same, and the next, and the next. Eventually the newspaper vendor snaps and asks: "Why do you keep doing that?" "Oh, I am just checking for an obituary." "But obituaries aren't even on the front page!" "The one I am waiting for will be." |
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2022-03-11, 14:58
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Feb 2017
Nowhere
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One day, a soldier begins wandering around the base. He picks up pieces of paper littering the ground. He looks at each piece he picks up, shakes his head, and mutters, "No, that's not it." Then he drops the piece of paper back on the ground. He keeps this up, day after day, week after week. The base commander becomes concerned. He calls in a military psychologist to observe the soldier's strange behavior. After observing the solder for some time, the psychologist tells the commander, "This man has severe mental problems. He needs to be discharged." He fills out the paperwork, and the base commander summons the soldier to his office. He explains that he has been found mentally unfit for service, and hands him his Section 8 discharge papers. The soldier looks at them and says, "That's it!" |
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2022-04-14, 16:39
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"Ed Hall"
Dec 2009
Adirondack Mtns
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Web Surfer: I'm so relieved! I just tested all my passwords at an online site that will tell you their quality, and every one of them had a great rating!
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2022-05-07, 16:20
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Dec 2008
you know...around...
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RudeBasic V1.0 (code sample):
Code:
20 IF X<>0 THEN Z=Y/X OR ELSE!! |
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2022-05-21, 09:43
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Dec 2008
you know...around...
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Haikus are easy
but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator. |
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2022-05-21, 10:26
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Bamboozled!
"๐บ๐๐ท๐ท๐ญ"
May 2003
Down not across
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Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme But some don't even scan properly. |
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2022-05-25, 07:56
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"Matthew Anderson"
Dec 2010
Oregon, USA
3×389 Posts |
Star Wars Joke
Did you see the new Star Wars movie?
Darth Vader gets married to Ella. She becomes Elevator. She lifts him up! Get it? Ella Vader |
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2022-05-25, 20:38
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If I May
"Chris Halsall"
Sep 2002
Barbados
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Two persons walk into a bar.
One says "I'll just have H2O. The other says "I'll have H2O too. The second person dies... |
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2022-05-25, 21:09
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Aug 2003
101ร103 Posts
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2022-05-25, 21:24
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If I May
"Chris Halsall"
Sep 2002
Barbados
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