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Old 2007-03-28, 12:20   #9
Patrick123
 
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Mally,

With India and Pakistan out of the race( which constitutes 90% of the viewing persons ) hopefully this will bring a bit of a smile.

Q. What do Geraint Jones and Michael Jackson have in common?
A. They both wear gloves for no apparent reason

Q. What is the height of optimism?
A. An English batsman applying sunscreen.

Q. What does Ashley Giles put in his hands to make sure the next ball almost always takes a wicket?
A. A bat.

Q. What is the English version of a hat-trick?
A. Three runs in three balls.

Q. Who has the easiest job in the English squad?
A. The guy who removes the red ball marks from the bats.

Q. Why is Andrew Flintoff the unluckiest English player?
A. Because he was born in England.

Q. What does "Ashes" stand for?
A. Another Sad Horrific English Series.

Q. Who spends the most time on the crease of anyone in the English team?
A. The person who ironed the cricket whites.


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Patrick
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