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Old 2006-03-09, 22:00   #7
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What, over one full hour and still no deftly-dealt risible ripostes from our dear readers? In that case, I feel bound to inflict another sense-whelming witticism.

Q: Why are "paramedics" called that?

[size=-2]A: Because there's always two of them in the ambulance!"[/size]

(Some obscure phrase about one hand clapping comes to mind - as in, it may not be able to clap very loudly, but it sure can heave a rotten tomato a long way.)

Now someone else take over, or I shall have to taunt you yet again, Eengleesh peeg-dogs...

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