You've been unemployed for 14 months and have sold all your P4s and then when your birthday comes around, you ask for another computer.

you begin to wonder about how many of the postings in this forum are true for the person that posted them, based on how likely it is to ever apply to you

You sing songs about Mersenne numbers. -- guilty --

You try to factor random numbers you encounter. -- guilty --

...if you post in this tread :) .

You base your job search on what place offers the most potential for borging...

What's borging?

the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning is check to see what computers worked at full capacity during the night, and what ones you have yet to optimize boot tasks on

Hmmm... borging should derive from "borg" an alien race met during Star Trek adventures.

They "assimilate" each and every technology (and even the human body) to their "collective".

Borging a PC means installing an alien technology in it to add it to the "collective".

Needless to say that the "alien technology" is Prime95 :-)

Luigi

... if you worry about whether grey looks better than purple and white (...and if you even understand the reference when you read this 3 months from now)

...if you never notice the switch between colors because you were too busy reading.

E.T. :nuke:

...if you take the data from the [URL=http://www.teamprimerib.com/rr1/top100.htm]TPR reports[/URL] to make your own personal overtake report.